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Update March 21, 2003: 
I am so sick of Windows XP.  It is terribly slow, and this is no exaggeration.

Advertisements Are For The Birds
Want to get rid of that annoying advertisement on your Yahoo Geocities site? Just plug in some code at the bottom of each of your pages. Why don't you go to View / Source and look at the end of my page for code around where it says NOSCRIPT. Here's an explanation of it right from the horse's mouth http://cexx.org/geostain.htm!

Blue Screen Of Death Nightmare
If you are like me, you don't download executables and install them onto your computer unless 1) you need it, and 2) you know it was written by a reputable software manufacturer. But, if your computer is feeling blue or otherwise choked up without apparent reason, try a few things first:

1. Start up in safe mode, run sysedit, and make sure there is no "garbage" in any of your system files.
2. Remove all but the bare essentials from your computer. In other words, keep your mouse, keyboard, and monitor hooked up only.
3. Do the solve all fix all trio: FDISK / FORMAT / REINSTALLATION OF WINDOWS, my personal favorite because it clears all of the installed junk you downloaded over the months.

Windows 98 Is FASTER Than Windows 95
Yes it is true. Try it, you'll see.